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Coco melon

Coco melon is a complement used only by the most autistic of people. If you call something coco melon you are agreeing it has more chromosomes than you.
Stop shitting in the sink hulio!

No shitting in the sink is coco melon!
by Rambo jambo May 17, 2022
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Melon

"do you know who Melon is?"

"you mean that sexy gazelle/leopard hybrid from Beastars?"
by pepto^%$#$%^bismol March 2, 2023
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Yubari King Melon

A melon. That's about it. Except it's 23,500 FUCKING DOLLARS FOR A PAIR. Cause why the fuck not?
We have too much money, lets buy some Yubari King Melons!
by AwesomeScienceFacts December 20, 2017
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drop a melon

1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.
"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"
by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025
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melon

A man heavily inspired by Peanut the best little mac.
KO punch go brrrrrrrrr - melon
by Melon - Mike November 22, 2021
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Melon

Oh wow that Melon is an Ellen
by Melon and pineapple April 29, 2019
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Melon head

An idiot that tends to say silly things. Not overly rude. Usually said in jest.
by Sharky1325 January 17, 2018
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