Luke

The act of going to a gay bar with a burrito and paying a man a lot of money for special time

I am going to Luke st the weekend

by Sloppy wang May 7, 2019

Luke

The word for the biggest shithouse on the planet.

That luke is a right shithouse.
Our son will be a shot house so we will call him Luke

by -Jamfos930 August 3, 2020

Luke

Anyone named Luke is just a fucking simp

Look at that simp Luke back in the friend zone

by Yessirski236 May 5, 2020

Luke

pulls bare birds yano, can literally destroy any conversation with one sentence, also has the powers to control and persuade any mofo including himself to do anything of his command. Luke's normally hang around with lower class people to improve his self confidence and ego. Luke's will only go for a chick if she is above an 8, anything under an 8 is considered pure dirt from a Luke.

#Girl 1 Yo dat new kid luke yeh hes a mad pengting init

#Girl 2 i dont want legs anymore, bring that dick here

by Luke_ismonkey August 26, 2018

Luke

Luke is a very athletic boy who probably was a little chubster when he was young. Luke buckles under pressure and likes girls or sometimes boys. Usually finds himself attracted to girls named NORA or BEATRICE. Bad ankles but awesome hairline.

ooooh hanna likes luke...

by lucas rosado August 22, 2018

Luke

The ugliest ( but kind of funny /charming) boy you'll ever meet in your life, he has the smile of a tumor and can always be replaced.

"That boy luke is a real cheeser"

by 4N0MYN0US September 5, 2018

Luke

A no friend taki eating loser. Just kidding. Luke is a quiet friend that only opens up to around 3 to 2 people. But when he does boy is he talkative and loud. Obsessed with fortnite and his dog.

“Luke is a taki eating no friend loser”

by Tina: respect April 13, 2021