1. When you get to a formal party that you didn't know was formal wearing jeans and the host starts screaming at you.
Boy: Hello Helga
Helga: Your wearing JEANS!? How can you fucking wear jeans to a party? Are you crazy!?
Boy: Oh I'm sorry when I heard who the party was for I thought I could wear jeans and flip flops with socks.
Helga: RAWR!
Girl: Whoa did you see the jean scream helga did on that poor boy?
Helga: Your wearing JEANS!? How can you fucking wear jeans to a party? Are you crazy!?
Boy: Oh I'm sorry when I heard who the party was for I thought I could wear jeans and flip flops with socks.
Helga: RAWR!
Girl: Whoa did you see the jean scream helga did on that poor boy?
by Mister Darko August 20, 2006
Get the jean screammug. An unholy merging of hip-hop low crotch baggy jeans and hipster skinny jeans. The resulting fashion nightmare can range anywhere from making a chick look like she has a dick to making her look like she has a huge gunt or even a birth-pouch. Also looks like pants on backwards.
Seen on hipsters in London, mostly in the female hipster of the species, but there is some crossover to the "male" version of hipsters.
Seen on hipsters in London, mostly in the female hipster of the species, but there is some crossover to the "male" version of hipsters.
Roger: "Oy mate, does that bird have her knickers on backwards?"
Simon: "Nah, those are the new fashion--we call 'em "gunt jeans."
Simon: "Nah, those are the new fashion--we call 'em "gunt jeans."
by Scumwaffle September 27, 2010
Get the Gunt Jeansmug. The tight as fuck fag pants that little swag loving butt fuckers wear errywhere. They look gay as fuck. They feel gay as fuck. They are gay as fuck. They crush ur nuts and make u look like a little bitch. If you are a real man, you will say fuck those gay, tight, nut crushing pants and wear ur clothes baggy and walk with a gangsta limp.
SWAG Fag: Man! My skinny jeans make me look so fuckin G!
Person 2: eh fam, u aint G, u prolly dunno what G even means. All im seein is a lil bitch nigga haha, eh cuz?
Person 3: Y'all redy fuckin kno eh! U aint no wicked nigga, we is, we wont be caught dead in skinny jeans, and we still walk around with a gangsta limp! Hahaha
Person 2: eh fam, u aint G, u prolly dunno what G even means. All im seein is a lil bitch nigga haha, eh cuz?
Person 3: Y'all redy fuckin kno eh! U aint no wicked nigga, we is, we wont be caught dead in skinny jeans, and we still walk around with a gangsta limp! Hahaha
by SketchXgangXFTB May 26, 2014
Get the Skinny Jeansmug. jeans that are very expensive, worn by rich wealthy people or celebritys; mentioned in nick cannons "gigolo" song
by pabli0 April 23, 2006
Get the seven jeansmug. person 1: so do you like my new jeans?
person 2: they're pretty, but when you sit down you get a serious jean peen.
person 2: they're pretty, but when you sit down you get a serious jean peen.
by i[dont]loveyou. January 18, 2008
Get the jean peenmug. The Boyfriend jeans
A fashionable pair of loose baggy jeans worn by chicks. The boyfriend jeans are bagging from below the hips until the ankle, where they return to a tight gap to fit your feet through and give it a puffy 'teenage dirtbag' look. Boyfriend jeans are becoming increasingly popular thanks to fashion idles Rihanna and Rita Ora.
A fashionable pair of loose baggy jeans worn by chicks. The boyfriend jeans are bagging from below the hips until the ankle, where they return to a tight gap to fit your feet through and give it a puffy 'teenage dirtbag' look. Boyfriend jeans are becoming increasingly popular thanks to fashion idles Rihanna and Rita Ora.
'The only boyfriend I need is the one I'm wearing'
'She's so hot in her boyfriend jeans'
'#boyfriendjeans'
'She's so hot in her boyfriend jeans'
'#boyfriendjeans'
by longblacksocks June 23, 2014
Get the Boyfriend jeansmug. A trend, an overly popular trend. Skinny jeans (or skinnies) are usually worn by your modern trendwhore, scene kid, sk8r boi, or emo people. In my honest opinion, skinny jeans make girls with no ass look like they have one. Guys who wear skinny jeans usually look like anorexic little girls, with a presumably small penis.
People who say they wear skinny jeans because they are comfortable and cute are usually lying, because, they're wearing them because EVERYONE ELSE DOES.
People who say they wear skinny jeans because they are comfortable and cute are usually lying, because, they're wearing them because EVERYONE ELSE DOES.
Trendwhore: LAIK OH MAI GAWD, I LAIK LUV MAI NEW SKINNY JEANS, DER SO CUUUUUTTTTEEE!
Sane person: Please, go kill yourself, you brainless puppet.
Sane person: Please, go kill yourself, you brainless puppet.
by Sventevith August 23, 2010
Get the Skinny Jeansmug.