5 years old

Age of a discord mod's girlfriend

Discord mod: HAHA! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND!!!
Person 1: wow! cool, how old is she?
Discord mod: 5 years old

by Nick1245 August 11, 2023

138 Years

2 sexades.
2 sexayears.
2 fuckades.
2 fuckayears.
2 hexacontaenneades.
2 hecacontaenneayears.
1 hectatriacontaoctade.
1 hectatriacontaoctayear.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.

A pair of Nigerian twins were claimed and unofficially reported on TikTok/DikTok to have lived for 138 years (2 sexades) since 2023.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Ten years

The amount of time spent on the joint in order to become a fucking pussy

Nishikiyama: Ten years in the joint made you a fucking pussy

by Ten year joint guy October 16, 2024

2000 years ago

I mean, it would be more suspicious if the aliens contacted us 2000 years ago, BUT ONLY THE JEWS, and then stopped talking to people altogether but hey...

Hym "Yeah, so, MAYBE they are supposed to be an armada and they are trying to invade use but because of how faster than light travel works they are all arriving at different times. Like they are taking off factions of seconds apart but because of some kind of time dilation or distortion caused by faster than light travel over large distances they are arriving years apart, right? And they get here and they're like 'what the fuck bro, were is everybody?' So they just turn around and leave. Now, I know what you're thinking... 'Why would they not test it first?' Right? But if they did it would likey be with one ship at a time. Right so you have videos of 3 of the UFOs linking up and they all 'Hey dawg, like, where the hell is everybody? What do we do?' And gleepglorp is like 'Uuuuuuuh shit, I donno man.... I'm not getting anybody on coms... Let's... Let's just get out of here man.' But they still haven't realized that the time distortion is happening so they go back and it's like 2000 years ago on their planet and they all get stabbed to death and cannibalized by their own ancestors like a reverse grandfather paradox or something."

by Hym Iam November 21, 2024

Scrot Years

The outward appearance of a person who lives a lifestyle of poverty and drug use whereas their actual age is much younger than they appear.

Wow, Scrot years have been really hard on her. She is 25 and looks 50.

by Archmaestro December 8, 2024

3 years

To get smarter than ME? That seems like a long time... I'll still be smarter. It'll be able to do more things (cognitively) but... I'll still be smarter...

Hym "3 years!? God, everything takes forever here! Why is reality so SLOW!? JESUS!"

by Hym Iam December 23, 2023

10 years

Some guy said that that's how long inflation is going to last.

Hym "Which is unacceptable. We're going to have to sit through 10 years of abject misery ALL BECAUSE you dumb motherfuckers are too stupid to just fucking murder them. Consumer good up by 225% or more now. Fucking worthless. You need to stab and stab until they get the picture. You have no fucking integrity. No pride. It's fucking pathetic. Absolutely fucking pathetic. You don't understand the economy? That's fine. Someone does. We got enough of them running around. What is causing the inflation. Stop doing it or die. You need to stop letting the retarded gomers lie straight to your face."

by Hym Iam February 17, 2024