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National Cum on your homie’s face day

National cum on your homie’s face day is a day when you can bust a load on your homies face without it being gay.
“Hey bro it’s national cum on your homie’s face day”

“Word, come over and cum on my face
by homiefucker December 11, 2023
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Slap your sibling across their face day!

On the 1st November, you can slap as little or as many of your siblings across their face
“Hey! It’s national slap your sibling across their face day!”
by Reetusthedinostomper October 26, 2019
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Get your finger out of my face

ABBY LEE MILLER: i said brooke is your mother speaking for you-
KELLY can i speak to the managar HYLAND: GET YOUR FINGER OUT OF MY FACE
kids: 🤧😧😰😱
Jill: 👁👄👁
Christi: 🤭
Mellisa: 🏃 ♂️💨💨💨
by getyourfingeroutofmyface June 1, 2021
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spell your name on my face

When a girl is sitting on someone’s face and she spells her name with her hips while being eaten out
him : “When we fuck i want you to spell your name on my face.”
by imjustbetter November 13, 2022
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Your mother's mother's face

The next level in the progression of the "your mother" insults, after "your mother's mother" or "your mother's face". Should be used in the same meaningless fashion as "your mother", perhaps when you've run out of insults, or need a step up from the lame "your mother" insult already directed at you.
Person 1: What up
Person 2: Your mother
Person 1: Yeah well your mother's mother
Person 2: OHHH well your mother's mother's FACE!
Person 3: BURN!! He's got you there...
by Antony Johnston April 7, 2006
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national punch your sister across the face day

november 2-3 especially when there name is carys yates and they are 16 make sure to slap em silly
“happy national punch your sister across the face day”
by devoted christian November 2, 2020
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Punch your wife in the face hot

Phrase used to describe a woman that is so hot, you want to go home and punch your wife in the face, because she's not.
"Damn, that girl is punch your wife in the face hot!"
by Eastern Shore Walrusss May 19, 2008
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