CHILD TRAFFICKING

Trafficking of children is a form of human trafficking and is defined by the United Nations as the "recruitment, transportation, transfer, harboring, and/or receipt" kidnapping of a child for the purpose of slavery, forced labor and exploitation.1:Article 3(c) This definition is substantially wider than the same document's definition of "trafficking in persons".1:Article 3(a) Children may also be trafficked for the purpose of adoption.

ALEX: hEY BRO DID YOU SEE THE NEW EPISODE OF SAILOR MOON?
ANON: YEAH BRO I DID, THE ONE WHERE THEY HAD 16 NIGERIAN CHILDREN LOCKED UP IN THE BASEMENT?
ALEX: 10/10 WOULD WATCH AGAIN FOR THE CHILD TRAFFICKING

by NotAPedophile42069 August 6, 2020

Ether Child

A person who never fully becomes a regular functioning member of society because they were raised by ether. The ether child can be very successful but never fully "mature" due to the lack of proper role models.

Person 1: "Hey man did you see that guy? He's totally an Ether Child.
Person 2: "Yo bro im lit fam what's good I just banged my boss and got fired but it's whatever cause i'm totally an Ether Child."
Person 3: "Ayeee lmaoo props"

by EtherChild November 10, 2019

The 3rd child

The child that gets all of the attention from their parents, can ask for anything they’ll get it. The only child that gets treated like a queen or a king and has more privileges than their siblings. The child that will get more expensive gifts and goods and gets spoiled by their parents. The favorite child.

Rebecca: Omg your sister Nimrah has to be the 3rd child. She has fashionable clothes and she even has her mom’s credit card.
Rabia: Ugh she get’s more attention than me and we share the same parents, she got an iphone 12 on her 8th grade graduation 6 years ago and I only got an outdated samsung for my 16th birthday! How unfair is that?
Rebecca: Damn, she definitely has the goods. Must be 3rd child privileges.

by Yes we get the gifts sir March 14, 2021

Putrid Child

A nickname/insult for a friend/enemy. Can be used sarcastically or seriously and can be a good or bad thing. They person does not actually need to be putrid or a child for you to say this to them. Actually works best when they're older than you and clean. Can often be compared to calling to someone a scurvy dog

Old Man in store: "You took the last carton of eggs! How dare you! Respect your elders!"
You (Either seriously or non-seriously): "Shut up, putrid child."

by OneScurvyDog January 13, 2020

stepford child

Pre-programmed, lacking authenticity.
This term is borrowed from the fictional suburb of Stepford, Connecticut in Ira Levin's 1972 novel, The Stepford Wives, later made into movies (in 1975 and 2004).

Society replaces its children with attractive robotic dolls devoid of emotion or thought.

1.) She's such a stepford child, she will do anything her parents tell her to do.

2.) I just got back from the mall, the stepford children are all buying the same clothes.

by SLim de Marko March 24, 2016

Childe effect

The Childe effect is the effect for which everyone wants to fuck a fictional character after initially hating them, it is named after the Genshin Impact character Tartaglia "Childe" the eleventh harbinger of the fatui

The Childe Effect: wanting to fuck a fictional character after initially hating them
everyone:"wow I hate Childe!!!"
everyone after a maximum of 2 days:"I want to fuck Childe in the ass!!!"

by Balls and Balls and Cock March 1, 2021

puppy child

When two gay people get married and decide to adopt multiple dogs and treat them like their child.

Did you hear that Rick and Bob got a puppy child

by Calun March 12, 2014