Cable and Wireless

The act of taking a dump (i.e. laying cable) while being online on a device enabled with wireless internet access.

Thomas: That fart stinks, bro? Why don't you go to the toilet and float one?

Jason: Yes, it's time for some Cable and Wireless. I'm going to grab my iPad, get on Facebook and lay a huge turd.

by weddun July 11, 2011

wired

THE WIRED...
run
C:/windows/access/<<THEWIRED>>.sys

...no, actually, don't...

just click on kazaa or whatever and search video for "serial experiments LAIN". download all 13 layers.

we all exist in the WIRED

by ZÜé§ July 6, 2003

Wired Up

Someone whose head is clean away with it.

- "Phil is absolutely wired up mate."

- "Aw Mellon? He's clean wired to the moon that fella."

by wellsquire March 29, 2015

wireman

The last name of the sweetest, most caring guy known by anyone. His friends are lucky to be his pal and the girl he chooses will forever be the most lucky girl on the planet. This guy is easy to love and if you fall for him then make sure you have something to land on because trust me you will fall hard. If you have the honor of knowing him you are graced by God. HE will treat you right and will never hurt you even though he may look dangerous and likes to play with dangerous things. but overall he is the best guy ever and you should go in a deep depression if you ever lose him. <3

I'm lucky I know a wireman

I in love with a wireman

by Randomgurl101 June 20, 2011

wirey

hair that is thin and curly or a male who is of a slender build but finds the word too feminine.

There is no such thing as a thin Irishman. We are wirey dammit.

Your hair is pretty wirey for white guy.

by Shamus Kicken McGroin June 21, 2011

wireless

Another name for a radio.

Turn that bloody wireless down. I cant get any sleep.

by Limbodancer November 4, 2018

WiredLain

Proper Noun: Some fat overweight bitch with a twat as wide as Malaysia. Online dates another fucking fatass named Onix11, or chubs. No one likes her, and we promptly avoid her. Mog likes to call out "moo" whenever she's near, because if we shot that fucking whore in the head, we could eat her ribs and make a damn fine BBQ for Africa.

VC Onix11

PN: WiredLain lives life a Quarter Pounder at a time.

by kukupo! July 29, 2003