noise funnel

An alternative, pseudo scientific, absurdist, reductionist, descriptive alternative for 'ears' recalling the pure physical and functional properties of a person's dual facial appendages.

lugholes

'I say, Charlie. This composition is like aural ambrosia to my noise funnels.'

by xenographer August 8, 2016

meow noises

A slang term used for marijuana outside of a joint.

"Yo, you got meow noises in there or nah?"

by The Meow Noise Man December 8, 2017

true noise

The sound rings with truth

A: you can't forget leg day!
B: True noise!

by Azucena2012 May 14, 2015

White Noise

Watching “Friends” in the background, a source of white noise that is literally “white” noise.

Watching “Friends” on Netflix is the epitome of White Noise.

by Weirdgrrl December 7, 2019

White Noise

A band or musical artist whom is predominantly listened to by white people.

"Hey man, do you listen to vampire weekend?"
"Nah, fuck that white noise"

by VegetableMadeBones June 14, 2018

Noise

A person that goes by the name of Boka

This noise is playing loud music at midnight

by Neutralice September 9, 2023

Food Noise

Often misunderstood and confused with physical hunger, food noise is obsessive, incessant thoughts about food that won’t STFU. Like a phone that keeps ringing, food noise is so distracting it’s all you can think about–and it can make you more likely to overeat. It may seem like the term came out of nowhere, but leading obesity specialist Dr. Spencer Nadolsky has talked about his patient’s food noise for years.

“Wait, there’s a word for food noise? I thought I was just me.”
“Can someone tell me how to turn off this food noise? It’s constant and it’s driving me crazy.”

“People who don’t have food noise will never get it–the thoughts just won’t stop.”

by Dr. Spencer Nadolsky December 29, 2023