British Wig

Jack off on a cancer patients head and call it a British Wig

I went to see my girlfriend in the cancer ward and i gave the bitch a British Wig- Cheerio!

by SnowWhite0222 July 22, 2019

wig

A word used by gays that describes their feelings.

omg, wig.

by hardv December 12, 2018

Bixum wig

A bixum wig is a slang term for stupid, dumb, undesirable etc. it is used as a rude remark.

Bixum wig is also an offensive hand gesture, make the heavy metal sign with you hand, but have your thumb connect with your pinky finger. It will look like your pointing basically. This has similar meaning to flipping the middle finger, it just means you don't like the person, or they are stupid.

My home room teacher is a stupid, dumb, lazy bixum wig.

My mom is acting like a bixum wig.

by Eternalflame666 May 4, 2014

wig did

To get your hair done. Hair cut

She went to the salon to get her wig did.

by Mrwells79 December 25, 2017

merken wig

An artificial hairpiece for the genitals

OMG! She has to wear a merken wig due to alopecia (baldness) of her crotch!

by darlamay2016 April 17, 2017

Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.

If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.

by Beanaeb November 21, 2011

Chaim Wigs

Chaim Wigs better known as gene Simmons is a sad bald man with lots of money who hates Ace Frehley and Peter Criss but can't get enough no he can't get enough of Tommy gayer and Eric minger. His original alias was Chaim Wigs but he changed his name to gene Simmons but because he's bald his real name is Chaim wigs

KISS is a great band but it's ruined by Chaim Wigs and Bald Stanley refusing to let the spaceman and the catman back in the band

by VeryBigMuscleMan October 7, 2021