verbal wedgie

gives someone a smartass comment; a zinger

Kenny: I have a headache!

Dawn: If I had a head like that, it'd ache too!

Touche! Verbal Wedgie complete!

by duhbuldee April 28, 2010

outside wedgie

When youre pants,shorts,skirts etc stick to your skin because it's hot. Your skin kind of sweats enought to make ur cloths stick.

You sit and when you get up the skirt is stuck to your thighs,hence the outside wedgie!

by Lizzy B. August 31, 2010

Wedgie Spread

When you don't wipe properly and have to walk a lot. Later, you notice a sumptuous streak right across your boxers.

Damn, my mother went into my room to get my laundry. I hope she didn't see the wedgie spreads.

by Emerson89 February 10, 2014

emotional wedgie

Felling butt hurt and bent. Got kicked in the va-jay-jay. Panties in a wad. Depressed and sad. All delivered to you by your local bully and/or ass kicker.

Dude gave him an emotional wedgie, now he's acting like a little bitch about everything.

by Big shifter. May 18, 2014

thigh wedgie

When you walk in shorts, and your thick thighs begin to eat the fabric. Resulting in a self-inflicted thigh wedgie. Can also be known to cause chub rub.

I wore these new shorts today to jog in, but I gave myself a thigh wedgie.

by RaisingtheCurtins October 9, 2019

basketball wedgy

When a basketball gets lodged between the backboard and rim, resulting in a jumpball

My shot resulted in a basketball wedgy

by KGBillionaratio April 25, 2017

motown wedgie

When you slip a finger in the butt, then tear the underwear off, and then shove the underwear up the up. All with the same hand.

I just gave my girl a Motown wedgie and she can’t wash that shit out.

by BallinSpaldin May 11, 2018