I'd watch that porn

A phrase that shows your approval of sexual relations between two (or more) people, in that you'd jack off to them having sex.

Mark: Did you hear? Sally and Jim are going out.
Bob: Holy shit, I'd watch that porn!

by Nitemarish September 24, 2009

You like watching your neighbors watch TV?

A response one uses when they do not understand what someone is trying to tell them, or when they plainly do not give a fuck.

Hey! I just did like a bazillion second keg stand and ... *drunken mumbling*. It was awesome!
Huh, you like watching your neighbors watch TV?

by AMPflu April 10, 2011

Grenade Watch

To actively distract the least attractive female of a group for the sake of your male companions.

(generally performed as an act of sacrifice to help your buddies score).

Dude! You're on grenade watch tonight...

by Nice+Boozy July 4, 2006

clock watcher

when you watch the clock for the last 15 minutes at work for your shift to end and punch out not 1 minute late!

he would watch all the clocks at work towards the end of his shift, as soon as his 4'oclock work day was done, boom!, punched out and out the door without a minute to spare! he's the best clock watcher in this buisness

by russ sharp March 3, 2012

hog watcher

An individual who looks at other men's dicks.

Lawrence is a hog watcher

by Robfirmino December 8, 2016

suspect watch

a term used by really gay teachers, when they feel students have indulged in acts of illegal activities. Students are placed on "suspect watch" and are sometimes interrogated by teachers.

You walk in late to class with your head down. Teacher yells at you "Yo boy, you are on suspect watch! Put cha damn head up and lemme look at them eyes"

by Katzilla January 16, 2006

watch a movie

A cover for engaging in shenanigans of the perverse order.

They will watch a movie in more ways than one

by king of queens March 17, 2008