Skip to main content

Springfield Power Washer

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, and then proceeding to clean the ejaculate off of their face, by means of urinating on their face, until it’s clear.

~B1&X
Bro…. I took this bitch home from the bar, and gave her the Springfield Power Washer. She got a little pissed after that.
by ItsActuallyX September 4, 2025
mugGet the Springfield Power Washer mug.

A Towel that Washed

When a young person challenges an older person to a towel-snapping contest...and they lose.
Tommy thought he could beat his dad in a towel-snapping contest. The bruise on Tommy's leg shows he is A TOWEL THAT WASHED.
by Miagi BrainNog September 29, 2025
mugGet the A Towel that Washed mug.

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup
by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024
mugGet the Blood still stains when the sheets are washed mug.

get the fuck out of my washer

when someone is unusually stuck in your washer, that is usually said to anime step-sisters
by JasPug15 February 19, 2025
mugGet the get the fuck out of my washer mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email