Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?

Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."

by Hym Iam May 21, 2024

whatever

neither good nor bad

dude: how was your day?
dude 2: it was whatever, hby?

by ripzoe February 2, 2021

idk whatever

when you dk whatever

idk whatever

by pifsadjofksdjofkasdf February 7, 2023

We can do whatever we want now?

Yeah

We can do whatever we want now?

by confused cajun man February 4, 2021

In terms of whatever

“In terms of whatever,” despite one’s best philosophical pondering, means absolutely nothing. It is a phrase designed to irritate someone with its inanity.

“What are you speaking in terms of?”
“In terms of whatever. Could be anything.”

by DennisInAtor July 17, 2023

Say whatever the hell I like

I mean, you clearly expect me to accept the obvious counter proposition. Which is that I should have to tolerate the harassment and I should have to ignore the reasonable suspicion the one of the mentally disabled clients in the group home I work at is both getting molest by my female co-worker and reading my emails and using them against me (BEFORE I said anything about it here) AND that the things I do any say are somehow being transmitted to people across the nation without my explicit knowledge until I can do something OTHER THAN THIS and prove it to YOU when YOU might none even need it to be proven because you either have more information than I do or know explicitly that what I'm saying it correct and are being obtuse because...

Hym "You don't like the fact that instead of doing whatever you'd rather I do here I just decided to hop on Urban Dictionary and say whatever the hell I like (upto and including threatening to murder kids and/or rape)! So no. This is good enough for the likes of you."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

A Whatever the fuck

A strange creature that you have no idea even existed until it claims your life.

Player: I got killed by a whatever the fuck in deeeep.io! Now I'm filled with sadness and having a depressive episode!

Dude 1: Bro I was playing Minecraft right
Dude 2: Yea?
Dude 1: And this whatever the fuck just blew up my entire base!
Dude 2: Damn bro. That sucks, but I never asked.

by Marshado June 27, 2021