Blind Watching

"I"m blind watching 'The Hustle', no clue what it's about.
by tarttator August 23, 2019
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watching the news

the cover up story for watching pornographic material on the internet.
Mike: so what have you been up too today?

Joe: not much really, watched the news this morning.

Mike: sick

Rufus: I love watching the news
by mickymickymouse February 23, 2011
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Hug Watch

When family stealthily watches their relative and a member of the opposite sex from the house windows to see what type of hug or the length of a hug given at the tend of a supposed "date".

The act of siblings watching through windows to count the seconds of a hug to determine the seriousness of an upcoming relationship.
Mama - "What, no hug? We were on hug watch for the last five minutes trying to figure things out between you two."

Sister - "I was on hug watch last night and her hug was 7 seconds and had a sway to it, I think they are getting serious."
by Warrior for Christ August 30, 2010
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Piece Watching

When you catch someone looking at your penis while your urinating.
"Hey man, wtf why were you piece watching?"
by NiggaWhatTheFuckOMGWTF May 26, 2009
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Monkey watch

A really bad watch, that runs on rhythm instead of actual seconds.
I bought a watch today, but it turned out to be a Monkey watch!
by C.P. Cumber February 26, 2021
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rage watching

When a Show or Event is exceedingly interesting, but also frustrating to the point you often end up angry or yelling at the Screen or Stage.
I hated this one character of the show SO MUCH, that I ended up 'Rage Watching' the whole series in hopes that he died.
by SageJacsonE February 13, 2017
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white watch

The preverbal wrist watch that white people wear so that they can live by the mantra "Early is on time, on time is late, and late is unacceptable"
Damn, John must be wearing his white watch. He's always making a big deal of how he's 20 minutes early to work
by bitbumble September 21, 2013
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