Hans Waiting

Waiting for a friend that is currently having intercourse with someone and bcs ur his/her friend you dont bail on him/her. You simply Hans Wait the uncofortably akward moment while trying not to imagine whats currently happining in the other room.

Mark: Why aren't you in your room dude?
Dude: Bro Iam Hans Waiting here like a fucking idiot bcs my roommate has a bitch over

by Jachym Jezdec August 31, 2021

Wait a minute something ain’t right

When you realise that something isn’t right

Me: Wait a minute something ain’t right

by AnonymousDudeLolOk June 3, 2021

Waiting for Santa to come

When Dave and Andrew went to bed with the light on

"Are they awake?"

" Nope, they're waiting for Santa to come"

by Waiting for Santa to come June 19, 2021

Towel waiting

When a sexual act is completed and the bottom is waiting for a towel to clean up the cum on their body

"Can you hurry up? I'm tired of towel waiting already."

I was towel waiting last night for over ten minutes because he wanted to wash his penis first.

by Myfunwordsusedalot July 5, 2021

waiting to exhale

That period of time a woman has been “sucking in her gut” to appeal to potential suitors for a long time, and is getting desperate.

“Dude, did you see Trisha at the 10-year reunion? I remember she always looked so fine, but she got married and had 3 kids.”
“Hell yeah. She wasn’t waiting to exhale for very long! She didn’t just exhale, she damn well BLEW OUT!”

by I_AM_FARTACUS July 6, 2021

Still waiting for Hone

A line used for the Force Thirteen shirt of the same line.

"Still waiting for Hone" shirts can be buyable at Spring.

by irieomgfunny/面白い August 14, 2022

Waiting room

A waiting room is an enclosed room you can shift to because you want to either relax and have a place you can go to to do your schoolwork or sleep. The other possibility is to use it as a base for shifting, that way you can shift to your chosen reality easier. by going through a portal or using it as an app.

affirmation: I will be reality shifting to my Waiting room

by jemoeder12233 August 22, 2022