victory curtain

The act of teabagging one's friend over the eyes after beating them in competition.

I beat Chuck at Madden, then knocked him down and gave him a victory curtain!

by Hotpants0292 November 3, 2013

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Pakistani Victory

A "Pakistani Victory" describes a situation where someone declares themselves the victor of an argument or debate, only to be swiftly and decisively refuted, often in a humiliating or embarrassing manner. The individual's initial claim of victory is so thoroughly dismantled that it becomes a source of ridicule or amusement. The term implies a complete and utter reversal of fortune, highlighting the vast discrepancy between the perceived outcome and the actual result.

John, convinced he's a grilling guru, loudly proclaims at the family barbecue, "My burgers are the best! I've mastered the perfect sear, the juiciest patty, and the most flavorful blend of spices!" He then serves up a plate of charred, dry hockey pucks that everyone struggles to chew, while his sister, Sarah, quietly presents her perfectly cooked, juicy, and flavorful burgers. The silence is broken only by Sarah's compliment on the quality of John's charcoal. John, initially beaming with pride, slowly realizes his "victory" has been reduced to a pile of inedible disappointment, a classic "Pakistani Victory" moment.

by MJC69420 May 14, 2025

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victory fire

A celebration after a long awaited victory in a game or sport.

Alan finally beat the finally boss in Donkey Kong 64 and decided to set a Victory Fire.

by VictoryFire88 April 29, 2016

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dubious victory

A questionable or suspect victory

Though the death of her husband was freeing, it was a dubious victory.

by LRaeH December 7, 2015

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schumeric victory

Taking an easily won political victory when your party is in the majority, then instead of building on it and moving forward, you turn back and rat-fuck yourself, your party, and the people you represent.

Senate Majority Leader Schumer won the vote to call witnesses in Donald Trump's second impeachment, which would have been publicly devastating for the Republicans, and then turned it into a schumeric victory by deciding to call zero witnesses.

by Ian M. Noone February 13, 2021

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