clea-vag

-an exaggeration supposing that a girls pants are so low-cut you can see the beginning of her vagina

Mann, look at Sarah's pants.. they're so low she's sportin' some clea-vag.

by RebaRhonda June 17, 2011

Vag Drag

The act of inserting one or more finger into the female vagina and using the pelvis bone to drag the female. preferable for use on linoleum floor for easy sliding. more fun if she is on the phone with a parent, grandparent or any sort of authority figure. best if bragged about to buds shortly after. greatest vag drag glory can be achieved while drunkenly taking a virginity, and pretending (poorly) to "love her".

granny: what're you up to deary?
hoe (vag draggee): oh, nothing, just hanging out
bro (vag dragger): come back to bed WHORE! *vag drag occurs now*

by fakedlove July 1, 2010

mordor vag

A vagina that is so big, wide, and full of disease that if a man stuck his Mr. Happy in there it would come out glowing. Upon entering the Mordor vag one has the possibility of being trampled by escaping orcs.

Dude, I was with Sylvia last night, total Mordor Vag, I had to go to the clinic to get checked, and i still have bruises from the fleeing orcs.

by GrouchoMarxx February 24, 2014

Vag-itarian

Someone who has a diet of ONLY eating out of girls vaginas.

I don't eat food from a plate, I'm a full-out Vag-itarian

by Dom_344 April 4, 2011

Vag Tag

Verb.
Female version of tea-bag. When a girl is playing video games and gets tea bagged, she can retaliate by vag tagging.

John: Man I just got killed by a girl!
Mark: Dude, is she tea bagging you?
John: Nah man its a chick, she's vag tagging me!

by SaucyNuttBugget August 15, 2011

vag-pie

a hearty snack before bedtime!

Max sated himself with a large portion of his wife's vag-pie before falling into a deep post-coital slumber.

by rossybaby May 20, 2011

vag cake

the act of being useless and distasteful in life, thus resulting in the formation of an unfrosted vag cake.

O, so vag cakes again....

by oneandonlykp November 8, 2010