vacation dick

Dick that you don't want anyone to know about or would not like to be a regular occurrence for falacio or penetration.

"I had vacation dick with an African-American man when I went to Nigeria", exclaimed Sally

by nateisyoung June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick sized as such that it can only be taken a few times as a "treat" before it hurts or causes damage

"That guy last night had a massive vacation dick, I what an experience"

by Dentedparadox June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is way too big to take daily.

Girl he had a vacation dick. I can't really walk today.

by Jypsii May 27, 2016

Vacational

Like occasional but when your on vacation.

Mom: Are you sure you need to bring that? We’re only going to be there for a day. Teen: Well, sorry mom, I’m vacational.

by Izzyy Bizzyy November 21, 2020

vacation dick

A Dick that is Abnormally Large, not a dick that a woman can typically handle on a daily basis such as a boyfriend dick.

Becky- That was some great sex last night, i just wish he was a bit smaller. He has Vacation Dick.
Tiffany- Jeremy has boyfriend dick so I am pretty happy about the 6 inches

Becky- He was a solid 10 it was too much but it felt good.

by Jojomojo86 May 18, 2016

Vacation Shift

When you have your last work shift before vacation. Usually this day is either extremely slow, extremely busy, or customers are extra rude. But when you finally clock out for the day it feels SO much better than clocking out of a normal shift, because you now have no more work shifts between then and your vacation, so you can fully relax now.

I had my vacation shift yesterday and it was a long and slow day, but now I get to look forward to being on a plane on vacay and I don't have to get through any more work shifts between now and then!!!!!!

by Pialinist July 10, 2024

Laceless vacation

basically when someone’s going to a mental hospital they can’t have shoe laces hoodies strings or anything you can hang yourself with

bob:i tried to kill myself
ricky:oh word

bob:yeh my mom said imma go on a laceless vacation

ricky:well man see you at the mental hospital cuz same lmao

by Ethereal Steez April 16, 2022