ultimate narcissism

the act of beating off to your own reflection in a mirror

Bob: Uh, Jake just went into the bathroom naked with a tub of crisco and a can of whipped cream, do i want to know?
James: Ultimate narcissism, does it every hour
Bob: Ahhhh . . . Listen I've got the worst image in my mind, i think I'm going to go put my balls in the garbage disposal to relieve the pain
Jake: mmm . . . such defined lips, oh god . . . yesss

by PikaFan157 January 3, 2007

Ultimate Gourmet

Describes strong satisfaction or approval. Used when the quality of a situation, material object, event, performance, or other such occurrence is enjoyable beyond description through typical adjectives.

Hey man, I'm sorry I missed your birthday. I hope it was ultimate gourmet.

by Palindromatic February 19, 2009

ultimate titturds revenge

catching a speeder in a school zone, having a witness, calling it in and then apprehending that horse's ass for reckless driving

wow daddy look at that person pulling the ultimate titturds revenge

by smokey 3d April 7, 2009

ultimatist

Most Ultimate. (slang)

the ultimatist. and. that. is. totally. a word.

the ultimatist person
the ultimatist event
the ultimatist item

by Forwardist September 28, 2009

Ultimate Defense Mode

When a dog flips over on its back for no apparent reason and flails randomly. It happens.

Don't mess with my dog too much or he will go into Ultimate Defense Mode.

by Chalkey May 6, 2011

Ultimate Cuteness

The Most Excelent and Parfait Twinkle Toes

"Oh look at that baby elephant. It is the definition of ultimate cuteness"
Julie: "What....you are incorrect. There cant be anyone as cute as myself"

by ThuglifeTupac May 23, 2011

Ultimate frustration

Knowing something to be true, then finding out it isn't.

I cant wait to have my last pack of pop-tarts... WTF!!?? WHO THE F#$% ATE MY LAST POP TARTS!!!!!!!?? I now know ultimate frustration...

by Gaziltapig January 1, 2012