friend: hey man what were you doing last night when i called and you didn't pick up?
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!
me: awww man i was doin the good old perky turkey jerky, warm that shit up to 350 degrees, cut the hole, shit slides right in!
by maestro1623 August 14, 2010
Get the perky turkey jerky mug.Adj: 1. Good tastin' turkey
2. Of or relating to having a good Thanksgiving.
Noun: 1. A word Fergie forgot in her epic song Fergalicious which uses pretty much every word with thy suffix -licious.
2. Of or relating to having a good Thanksgiving.
Noun: 1. A word Fergie forgot in her epic song Fergalicious which uses pretty much every word with thy suffix -licious.
by Lars Larson VIII December 23, 2007
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v. the act of masturbation
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Get the Turkey Tugging mug.when doing anal sex standing up, the person in front clenches there bum and starts walking around the room.
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Get the Turkey Neck Sandwich mug.When two men aggressively engage one another in combat using their erect "members" as weapons to slap one another until one yields. The loser traditionally succumbs to the punishment of being ejaculated on by the victor. A very common way to settle disputes in central Mexico, Portugal and some parts of Armenia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.
Example)
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!
Challenged: I accept. On-guard!
Example 2)
Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"
Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"
Example 3)
In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.
by The Turkey King September 7, 2013
Get the turkey fight mug.A party that happens to fall on thanksgiving day or the night before usually put on by teenagers or college students.
Dude I'm so ready for that turkey turn up at Shelby's house! I'm gonna get so hammered and cure the hangover with thanksgiving dinner the next day!
by Dogfood69 November 28, 2013
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