turkish exchange rate

the echange in wich a man has sex with a turkey at a specific rate

hey, did you hear bill has a high turkish exchange rate

by KG or kuch god September 19, 2016

Turkish Revenge

To stab someone below the waist. Most of the time it means stabbing someone’s asscheeks.

That gronk doesn’t wanna pay his tik, so next time I see him I’m gonna give him a Turkish Revenge.

by JimmyDJunkie September 8, 2020

Turkish Exchange Rate

When you take a shit on someones asshole and then Fuck the shit into the person

a guy could do the Turkish Exchange Rate to a girl

by T-money31 December 1, 2006

Turkish Taco

The Turkish Taco is a sex act involving the insertion of cooked ground lamb in to the vaginal canal, which is then orally consumed by ether a male or female partner.

The Turkish Taco is believed to have to have originated in the Saltanhamet district of Istanbul, it hit its peak of popularity in the mid 1970s but the practice has since waned.

after there trip to Istanbul Bill and Miranda made Turkish Tacos once a week

by Nubian Branda March 29, 2010

turkish gentleman

it is when a girl pisses (while sitting) and a man pisses between her legs.

aw baby i gotta go too!
turkish gentleman?
yes!

by nikornic December 12, 2010

Turkish Lie in

Calling into work claiming you have over slet when actually you can't be bothered to get up cos you are having sex with your boy/girlfriend or both!

Katie: I'm going to be late in today
Nick: How come, is everything OK?
Katie: Yeah, I just over slept!
Nick: You liar!! You've had a Turkish Lie in!

by the Xor March 30, 2009

turkish towel

When you take one square/sheet of toilet paper poke a hole thought the center of the sheet and put the paper all the way down by your kuckel and wipe your ass with your index finger then use the small dot that you poked though to clean the feces from underneath your finger nail.

turkish towel crap but ass

by iiBovice July 31, 2009