True Blood

HBO TV soap opera. Mix vampires, hot small town in Louisiana, other mythical creatures and sex. The plot doesn't matter, just make them kill or have sexy choreographed sex.

Audience: underloved housewives and fat twenty-something virgins, who fantasize all day about the hunkies vamps/creatures and form a virtual sisterhood that overuse Facebook and Tumblr.

Always wins awards based on "online votes", because the Sisterhood of the Vamp's Cock is hardcore at voting on and on.

Anna Paquin's big career mistake.

TrueBlood's audience:

-"OMG! I love that scene... I wish that was me. (sighs)"
-"True Blood is on tonight, I need new batteries"

by Mrs.Poe December 4, 2010

True Believer

Refers to an attorney who is willing to give the benefit of the doubt to his clients, or to one who often advocates for justified causes despite long odds of success.

The True Believer does not negotiate. Her clients are innocent. Innocent people do not plead guilty. There will be no plea here. This case is going to trial!

by Advocate512 July 29, 2012

True Blood

A highly slept on HBO series that is based on the 'Sookie Stackhouse Southern Vampire Mysteries' (The book that Stephenie Meyer stole the idea of 'Twilight' from.

Person 1. "I want to watch a really good show"

Smart Person. "Watch True Blood idiot"

Person 1. " What's that"

Smart Person. " A show with Sex, Drugs, Violence and Vampires."

Person 1. "Im going to watch it."

by bombkitten, like duh January 5, 2009

True Love

Complete. Whole. Without need. Intellectual, emotional, physical...

True Love is not impossible, just hard sometimes.

by THE REAL JULIA March 24, 2007

true facts

Said in response to a comment that is very true. Can also be spelled "true fax" or "tru fax/true fax".

May also be shortened to simply "truth".

"Dude, Anchorman is seriously one of the funniest movies ever."
"True Facts."

by beyond_retarded May 27, 2008

true norwegian black metal

The original form of Black Metal, famous for its satanic lyrical content as well as its lo-fi hardedge musical backing.

Black Metal its purist form. Used to reference bands such as Emperor, Mayhem, DarkThrone, Burzum, and more recently Gorgoroth and Immortal. Newer bands in the third wave of black metal do NOT qualify as True Norwegian Black Metal. (sorry Dimmu)

Dimmu Borgir kicks ass but is not true Norwegian black metal.

by NordicPirateKing April 27, 2007

True

A response to a factual statement which one wishes to speak of as little as possible for fear of shame or guilt.

Sarah: You're such a dodgy bastard sometimes.
Travis: True.

by Fyx July 31, 2003