When a guy talks up his game, claiming he can hit it hard and fast, but when it comes down to it, fucks no better than a turtle.
Friend 1: "Hey! How was last night?"
Friend 2: "It was absolutely awful! He kept telling me how hard he wanted to fuck me, but then he was like a turtle, moving so slow! There's no other way to explain it besides Turtle Sex."
Friend 2: "It was absolutely awful! He kept telling me how hard he wanted to fuck me, but then he was like a turtle, moving so slow! There's no other way to explain it besides Turtle Sex."
by snowspy May 8, 2011
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The last section of a bowel movement that refuses to pass, instead coming to rest just inside the anus.
While not uncomfortable, the wiping process is greatly impacted. Unknown to the sitter their ass is clean, however, each wipe creates creates a slight relaxing of the sphincter which leads to light contact between paper and turd, making it appear that there is some mysterious and unexplainable trickery going on.
While not uncomfortable, the wiping process is greatly impacted. Unknown to the sitter their ass is clean, however, each wipe creates creates a slight relaxing of the sphincter which leads to light contact between paper and turd, making it appear that there is some mysterious and unexplainable trickery going on.
by Joshua James December 10, 2006
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Pronounced "Tight-a-Lick"
Pronounced "Tight-a-Lick"
"Although my ball landed on the green and I was putting for eagle, I had to perform a titleick on my Titleist Pro V-1 to clean off some spunk so it was certain to roll straight"
by JacknRochNY August 23, 2007
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by Chimpski November 3, 2009
Get the Turtle Waxing mug.A sex position in which the woman cocoons herself in a blanket with only her backside sticking out. The man's penis then enters her from behind. A good position while banging an ugly chick.
by chemnerd101 September 15, 2009
Get the The Awkward Turtle mug.1.) dropping a deuce on somebody's back and forcing that person to crawl around on all fours like a turtle
by Strany May 28, 2006
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