Tristan

A straight up dildis monkey

It's the man the myth the legend, ahh shit never mind its Tristan

by T dawg is gay May 15, 2020

Tristan

Tristan is the most loyal and out going person you'll meet. He isn't like your average every day boy, he is sensitive and hyper. He's a big gamer, it may take some time for him to warm up to you but once he does you won't want to lose him ever.

Girl 1: omg he is such a Tristan
Girl 2: hey that just means he won't treat you like garbage

by •♡ ExaPooh ♡• November 15, 2020

Tristan

A turtle who eats a lot of tacos

Look there is the Tristan talking to the bald man with the tacos

by Snow-no November 26, 2018

Tristan

Indian Frog

Tristan sucks at rust that frickin indian frog

by Yeezy6984 September 23, 2020

tristan

a little guy with a big attitude and some yellow ass teeth the type of breath to make you see stars hes the type you have to tell to put his mask back up

tristan why are ur teeth so yellow

by Jeff20029 February 05, 2022

Tristan

The most amazing boy in the world. He's so cute and he doesn't even know it. He basically likes everything. He's a good boy. His hair is so fluffy it makes you cumbust. <3

"Dawg look it's tristan"
"Oh shit here he comes"
"Dude I'm bout to bust, Tristan is coming"

by Ra ra resputin June 13, 2023

Tristan

Bro I’m not gonna lie this is my name and I just wanted to praise myself like everybody else who wrote a definition for their name. Then I realized that’s stupid. Tristan is me, that’s my definition.

Tristan is my name

by GIVE ME AND ACCOUNT July 26, 2022