Threadsterbating

When a person posts a status on Facebook and then post multiple comments below their own status, thereby, having a thread with themselves.

Dude, I logged into Facebook yesterday and my newsfeed was clogged with my friend threadsterbating. I felt like I had walked in on something dirty.

by Sefirox November 23, 2011

Thread domination

In internet forums, this is where a member creates a thread in which others are little interested, and will often post over and over again, to try to encourage people to respond.

Thread domination is often the work of unpopular trolls.

"If we wanted to suffer from thread domination, we'd read your shitty blog."

by Javert October 22, 2011

Tradam

When a dude is all up in your grill about not wearing a tie on your 2nd last day.

Oh man, did you see Dellers get all Tradam on Jake this morning?

by masked magician February 5, 2012

Thread Strumming

When you're hot from exercise so you pull on your shirt or clothing to fan yourself.
Ex.) She was so hot she had to thread strum to cool down.

It so hot in the gym that she was thread strumming to cool off a little.

by Maiah V. H. February 22, 2015

Threadneck

One who spends all of their time on threads and thinks themselves smart but is still a stupid as a rock

Hey, Bro, that guy was on the MLP forum posting up a storm again,I swear if that fucking threadneck invades my forum again shits gonna get nasty.

by MetronohmBeats May 22, 2015

thread nest

A heaping pile of clothes on a bed, chair, or most likely on the floor. The clothes may be a mix of folded and unfolded or completely unfolded and potentially inside-out. Stacks of folded clothes do not constitute a thread nest.

Mom: Check that thread nest for the keys again, would you?

Me: Yeah sure, but I didn't even touch those clothes today.
Dad: Hey I found the keys in my pocket.

by Dr.ed April 12, 2016

Thread Starter

Somone who started a thread

My friend is a thread starter

by Usercat July 28, 2017