Ozumba traffic

This is a traffic jam that knows no beginning or end, an Ozumba traffic links one endless traffic to another one. It usually occur during working days, it has its origin from Lagos, Nigeria.

This Ozumba traffic is scary today.
I am sure I will get home by mid night today, thanks to Ozumba tariff.

by MacCaswell February 4, 2020

Sydney traffic

Everyone in a hurry to get nowhere fast.

Have you seen how Sydney people drive? Yeah Sydney traffic is the worst bro, I have constant anxiety attacks of some uninsured Punjab or Asian merging into my vehicle constantly.

by Markusbcool September 25, 2020

Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.

I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.

by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025

ONE WAY TRAFFIC

ONE WAY TRAFFIC , CANT FIND THE OTHER END TO GO RIGHT WAY, DOWN ONE WAY!

Fuck this shit, if I drive in reverse I'm going the right way down one way traffic! Noone will know!...everybody knew and called others to let them know I was coming!

by Love, Diana.M December 4, 2024

Wyoming Traffic Jam

When a girl takes a shit and you proceed to fuck the girl with the shit on your dick.

That girl was freaky, she let me do a Wyoming traffic jam and now my dick burns.

by Whahzhxus November 20, 2017

Traffic Arbitrage

A procedure undertaken in heavy traffic conditions whereby the subject (a driver) constantly switches lanes to beat the average traffic speed. Particularly important in US of A where the leftmost lane is always taken

Nathan: With this traffic, I won't make it to the airport in time unless I pull some moves off
Bobby, 10 minutes later: That was sick Traffic Arbitrage bro

by SharmaAndShawarma November 18, 2015

downtown traffic

Getting busy between a woman's legs; going down on a woman

Downtown traffic was heavy this evening.

by lalaluscious February 7, 2014