toilet perfectionist

Someone who spends more time cleaning the toilet and making it perfect for themselves than actually being on the toilet

You are such a toilet perfectionist

by Barney July 7, 2016

toilet rodeo

The fine act of balancing while trying to fulfill your duties without causing a mess is Toilet Rodeo.
When the toilet seat had loosened and stability is compromised.

F#ck Me lasted up all the way until the wipe on toilet rodeo

by Rodeo Junkie June 2, 2016

Toilet troubles

Constipation

I'm having some toilet troubles.

by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

Toilet bowl shuffle

Shifting around desperately on the toilet to get the last piece of poo out that's holding on precariously to your butthole.

That was a close one Pete, I thought I was going to be late for the meeting waiting to finish that poo, until I got the stubborn little piece out by doing the toilet bowl shuffle.

by Dillon The Sweaty Eskimo July 19, 2017

toilet bouy

Old man balls. (Long balls) When sitting down on the toilet to take a shit, one must keep his toilet bouys above the water level.

This morning I sat down for my morning shit and forgot to lift the ol' toilet bouys up!!!!

by Krypto-BL February 10, 2018

Toilet bowl racing

The act of racing on a high banked short track, resembling the features of a toilet bowl. I.e. NASCAR

I don't get how the rednecks can enjoy 3 hours of toilet bowl racing!

by J rock from the dirty E April 4, 2018

Toilet

An Earth receptacle for depositing waste, used by earthlings to "Poop"

Also used by earth children to hide important human objects like "keys" and "wallets"

It is very important to tell the earthlings your urge to use the toilet to "poop", this convinces the humans that you are also an earthling.

Dearest human friend, my sphincter is beginning to part ways, please direct me to your nearest toilet so that I may place my poop in to it.

by A Human who is not alien. June 16, 2018