ketchup

Fake blood

Do not use Ketchup to cheat me.

by Look at this dude 8745 December 17, 2019

Tuna and ketchup

When a woman on her period happens to have a fishy minge

Fuck me, how has he managed to cope with tuna and ketchup.

by Obedient Kitten 23 March 1, 2024

Hot dogging with no ketchup

The sexual act of insertion with no condom or lube

Ya Jessica and I couldnt wait, we were just hot dogging with no ketchup

by Pickle8648 December 6, 2021

Ass ketchup

The results of crapping a mixture of shit and blood, resulting in a very unpleasant smell.

"Hey bro, don't look in the toilet, the bowls full of ass ketchup!"

by Oceani's Cursed Word Drawer August 4, 2021

ketchup sauce

when you under-perform or don't do something well

Nah, playa, you didn't hit 'em wit dat mustard sauce. Those chicken heads blew your game off. Straight ketchup sauce waudy.

by brealbeasy June 18, 2011

Ketchup packet

When your trans-male boyfriend is on his period.

My boyfriend Kai called me a ketchup packet because I am on my period lmao

by Erawr;) April 24, 2021

to ketchup

Verb: The act of turning horrible food into something edible or to enhance it by adding great, unhealthy amounts of ketchup to them!

-- Eww!! That tofu tastes like feet!!??

-- Dude, you need to ketchup that shit beforehand!

by CurioAmos January 3, 2019