ketchup & fries

a play-on-words, seeing the act of dipping a french fry into ketchup to dipping a dick into a pussy.
Betty: "He asked me for if i wanted ketchup & fries and i said fuck yeah"
by i'm a rizzard, hagrid December 22, 2023
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A motel treat! You ever stay somewhere that when you ask for the wifi password they give you a cigarette burn? You ever look upon the paint peeling ceiling has you hear the new hour renters banging the walls in and ask yourself - how did I end up here? That’s the time for a gourmet cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! It’s exactly what it sounds like. No more. No less. Is that mold on the bread? Who cares! They have cucumber and ketchup sandwiches!
“This motel is like the best motel that you can go to! It is literally the best place in the world. I even got a cucumbers and ketchup sandwich! I GOT A REAL CUCUMBERS AND KETCHUP SANDWICH! That's insane! And I used the bathroom! A REAL BATHROOM!“ -Poutine Man, Yelp, November 2020 Kenvin’s Motel St. Petersburg
by TheBeanJuicer November 01, 2023
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Ketchup squirt

When a Lady is on her period gets freaky and squirts then blood comes out
by Moomikester February 14, 2023
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Happy ketchup pot

When your girlfriend is on her period but is in a good mood.
Wave: “Good morning happy ketchup pot
Lee: “Good morning loml 😊”
by Lilli_Bit November 06, 2021
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Ketchup Sex

Andreas knew it was Yoanna's time of the month, but he was still up for a little Ketchup Sex. A nice bit of relish on the hotdog.
by Utsi Schissenhausen February 05, 2020
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You get your dick with your girlfriends shit on it and shove it in her mouth, make her bite down as hard as possible until you bleed cum.
dude i just gave my girlfriend a hot fudge corndog with ketchup on it last night
by funnyzach June 12, 2011
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Ketchup packet

When your trans-male boyfriend is on his period.
My boyfriend Kai called me a ketchup packet because I am on my period lmao
by Erawr;) April 25, 2021
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