by Empty_map_4447 January 11, 2023
A lady who wears fake tan (applied with a trowel), and makeup made of cement, tattooed on eyebrows - sporting a brightly coloured maxi dress (from 'The Asda") and normally a Scouse (equally could be a Geordie or Glasgow) accent.
Normally found to be frequenting posh city centre bars, in the hope of bagging a footballer or similarly wealthy male - (must be of the metrosexual variety).
Normally found to be frequenting posh city centre bars, in the hope of bagging a footballer or similarly wealthy male - (must be of the metrosexual variety).
Hey Warren - have you seen that girl - check out the kip of 'er - proper loo fairy there mate!
Oh my god - you should see that bird i pulled last night mate - proper loo fairy!
Oh my god - you should see that bird i pulled last night mate - proper loo fairy!
by technolover June 10, 2011
by Thid April 28, 2017
by jOHNNY c. lATELY September 16, 2017
A hash tag fairy is someone who hashtags whatever they want in a picture just to get more likes. Even though the hashtags have nothing to do with the image.
Timmy: oh my god why the fuck did sarah use so many random hashtags in a portrait of herself? #tree? Shes in the fucking bathroom!! Shes such a fucking hashtag fairy.
by dayvurd January 09, 2015
A whimsical pixie-like creature that flies around on most afternoons salting people's unsalted nuts. No one knows why or how the peanut fairies do what they do - most don't wish to know. Some consider it a blessing from the Gods themselves. Others find it to be a naughty, mischievous act. Either way, the peanut fairies are real and here to stay as they live exponentially longer than humans.
These peanuts were just harvested yesterday - how are they so salty already? Ouuuu that damn peanut fairy got me again!
by SmashtonKutcher June 03, 2015
While your significant other is sleeping, you need to ejaculate under her pillow without them waking up.
My wife woke up to a Tooth Fairy this morning. She left a nice treat for her under the pillow, without a trace.
by Greg from The Committee April 19, 2021