chopped and screwed

Chop dat bitch, Screw Dat bitch and leave in da ditch.(make sure you use an ax)

I chopped and screwed my bitch before bed last night.

by gjagfkjaghbiuyea January 15, 2009

screw-head

usually someone with a three number negative IQ (-111IQ)
mostly used to describe someone with, either, a loose screw in his head, or someone with a srew size brain, or for a kid thats a screw up(a mistake)

bruh, this kid be such a screwhead
-I know man he got a loose screw in his mistake ass screw sized brain
surely he got something messed up in his brain.
- He deffenetly a screw-head

by Psycho Pump YT May 28, 2019

rude, crude and screwed

A phrase to describe a situation wherein a person has unleashed their impulsive and rude vulgarity upon the wrong recipient who winds up being willing to eject them from their position, whatever it was.

Dr. Lumpnutz wound up being the pitiable poster boy for rude, crude and screwed one evening after a few too many gimlets with his hospital administrator.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 5, 2021

screwed with a capital FUCK

When one is in a situation that is so abhorrent that it couldn't possibly get any worse. The phrase "screwed with a capital S" just does not cut it when describing how horrible it is.

Person 1: Hey, man, you're twitching. What the hells wrong?

Person 2: Oh nothing, JUST MY LAPTOP CONTAINING MY 500 PAGE THESIS ON THE CURRENT GLOBAL ECONOMY CRASHED AND ITS DUE TOMORROW.. ya know, the usual shit

Person 1: Wow.. that sucks, dude.

Person 2: I know. Im screwed with a capital FUCK!!!

by xx<3Katie<3xx December 23, 2009

Chopped N Screwed

To be played by someone; a girl/guy.

"You've officially been chopped and screwed" - T-Pain, "That girl/guy just chopped N screwed me over."

by Angel~*~ December 15, 2008

Chopped N Screwed

Musical style of hip-hop developed by DJ Screw and the Screwed Up Click out of Houston TX. Screw music is created when you drop the beats on a song to about 33; that makes the song play real slow.
Chopped is when a DJ cuts or mixes a screwed song.
RIP DJ Screw

OG Ron's Fuck Action is a series of CD's of songs all Chopped N Screwed.
Leaning on that syrup and bangin' Chopped N Screwed music is a Houston trademark.

by e BZ May 26, 2007

screwed, blued, and tatooed

And old phrase describing joining the Navy; you were screwed for joining, blued for the blue uniform, and tatooed usually with an anchor.

"Did you hear Davey joined the Navy?"
"Yeah, his ass is screwed, blued, and tatooed."

by MJCA May 5, 2006