to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone you care about stop swearing.

(N.B: when i was in elementary school this is the type of punishment our teachers threatened us with if we didn't stop swearing)

mother : Daniel, I will soon resort to having to wash your mouth with soap and lemon juice; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2015

smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble

a phrase that refers to smoking "dope" or weed, then eating some soap (I think just the normal kind of bath soap, but I'm not sure), and then some how getting back to your house in some kind of bubble thing.

some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.

guy walking down the street.

stoned hippy pops out of some ally.

guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"

hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"

guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."

hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"

guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"

hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.

true story

by Oktobongo April 26, 2008

Soap Stone Document J,B,P

Soap stone document J : to smoke a joint
Soap stone document B : to smoke a blunt
Soap stone document P : to smoke a pipe
Soap stone document W : to smoke a water pipe (bong)

you: yo im mad stressed trynna soap stone document j,b,p after class?
friend: for sho i have "document b" in the car
you: thats good enough! if anything i always have document P in my nap sack

by DOSE6 April 16, 2011

if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️

the most beautiful quote known to man

Girl 1: if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️
girl 2: what

by cyyfii December 1, 2021

Soap

Soap is a substance used for cleaning and or washing. Soap is used alongside water to produce a foam like substance which adds slip to what you're cleaning to make it more efficient. Soap is commonly used when washing your body, your house or any of your appliances. After using soap you should rinse the soapy lather off with some more water. When you shower daily you have to use soap and water. A multi-use soap suggestion is unscented castile soap, because it has 18 uses, these uses are: face wash, body wash, shampoo, bath liquid, shaving liquid, toothpaste, decongestant steam, foot bath, dishwashing liquid, laundry detergent, mopping liquid, multipurpose cleansing spray, window cleaner and toilet cleaning, fruit and vegetables wash, dog shampoo, plant spray and bug spray.

I love soap because it cleans thing thoroughly.

by iloveexplaining September 21, 2022

Liquid soap rock star

You are in jail and the guards give you a contender of liquid to shower with and you go have a shower and the soap falls and you scramble to pick it up quick but can't and then its already to late you are in a train

I can't believe he's using liquid soap in the shower if the guys see this he will be a part of a liquid soap rock star if he's not careful.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

soap

pig fat but colored

"SOAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Meme Ghost October 6, 2021