tik tok

There happens to be a bunch of messages that don't happen to be the truth. There is a message that doesn't happen to be the truth. A definition for tik tok is not the truth.

tik tok is an app.

by JordanJohnsonistheone January 25, 2024

Tik Tok

1. A boring app that won't just DIE ALREADY! It's been basically nothing but unfunny memes for 4 years, hardly anybody except for 13 year old girls care about it anymore, and it's just useless!

2. A good song by Ke$ha.

1. Michael: Do you use TikTok?
George: Are you kidding? No! That app sucks.

2. Radio: Don't stop make it pop...
George: Ah yes. Now this is the REAL Tik Tok.

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022

tik tok

A place that will never be talked about positively for good reason. If you use tiktok, fuck you.

1: Hey dude! I just downloaded tik tok and I love it!

2: *cocks shotgun*

by PotasciusPeels December 17, 2022

tik tok

some may describe as a brain fungus, I can agree.Couple days back I was playing family feu with my boys and one of the questions was”what makes gen-z so dumb” some answers where “eating to much play-do at a young age”But abracadabra alakazoo for 500points the answer was “tik tok” Nathan got it right.

This consumes the brain of every single middle age mom

Daughter”mum may you please come to my school play and watch it”
mom”okay you useless failure”
*at the play*
the children are doing there stuff and the mom is watching Greg Paul on tik tok

ay mama why my iq 29
your a dumb loser who spends there life on tik tok

by I have cool last name B) December 21, 2022

In my Tik-Tok

The ability to have no idea what is happening around you because you're completely enthralled and enamored by tik-tok videos

Sorry baby I didn't hear a word you said I was in in my tik-tok.

by Boo Bead December 27, 2022

Tik-Toctrination

1) The condition of being indoctrinated or brainwashed through Tik-Toctrination

2) instruction in the denial of proven scientific facts and absence of any significant system of belief.

Me: so why do you think the earth is flat, that religion has no place in our modern world and that hundreds of years of scientific research and study doesn't matter or prove anything.

Tik-tok influencer chick: well I saw this tik-tok video that said the earth is flat and religions done and it had really good production quality so it has to be true. There's no videos about what your talking about, your ideas don't fit with the person I now identify as and its based on nothing but my opinion that Tik-tok told me was what I was supposed to think.

Me: It's too late, leave her. The Tik-Toctrination is complete , there's nothing we can do for her.

by Jabow Sonen April 8, 2023

Tik Tok

A Chinese app that rose from the ashes of musical.ly to promote unsafe sex practices such as so called Vabbing, and it is also used for NATURAL SELECTION

Brianna:Hey Chase
Chase:What the fuck is it
Brianna:let's raid my aunt's liquor cabinet and do that Everclear shot drinking challenge with the hot new Ava Max song
Chase:let's goddamn not and fucking say we did
Brianna:ok, take my fucking phone and film me trying to drink 25 shots of Everclear
Chase:Tik Tok is Natural selection bullshit
Brianna: *opens the bottle of Everclear and pours the 25 shots* FUCK YEAH BITCH, I am about to get wasted bitches
Chase: stop

by Shaelyn hater August 30, 2023