throat thumping

When you are aggressively flicked in the throat by 1. finger 2. Genital 3. Other

Brian loves throat thumping Kyla.

by DJLubd August 23, 2016

vape throat

The state of constantly being on the verge of a coughing fit due to using a vape.

Just got my MMJ card last week and man do I have a case of vape throat!

by hrabnaskuft July 13, 2018

Throat Tamer

A liquid used to numb the throat to relax the gag reflex and allow for easier swallowing.

My boyfriend is such an ass. He said that I had to drink Sleepytime Throat Tamer before giving him a blow job so I could swallow without gagging.

by NaptownRose November 1, 2012

Throat Turd

To fabricate, misinform, misrepresent, concoct, con, victimize, string along and exaggerate to the extent that the words coming out of the mouth are not created by the brain but the bowels. Typically people deemed as "full of shit" will frequently release these in hopes of duping you. They do not however smell the stank coming from the hole in their face.

Do you really expect anyone to believe the throat turds your mouth is currently birthing?

by AllieBamaGirl August 11, 2017

Geeb Throat

When you take a fat geeb and your throat hurts.

Ughhh that geeb just gave me geeb throat

by Duckman420__ June 23, 2021

Throat Sharts

the opposite of shitting your pants

after eating a double order of chili fries i experienced a bad case of the throat sharts

by shep hound February 12, 2020

muffin throat

When you’re eating something that seems moist enough to be easily swallowed, such as a gas station muffin, gets stuck in your throat feeling like a golf ball slowly going down.

Yo man I was driving to the job site this morning after I grabbed my coffee and I almost died from a bad case of muffin throat lol.

by Mysoncoinedthephrase May 30, 2021