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karmazon's law

Law which states that if a profile picture on a social networking sites contains two girls, the uglier one is the owner of the profile.
Dude, this girl is trying to friend me but I can't figure out which one is her.

According to karmazon's law, it's the ogre on the left.
by fakamada May 6, 2011
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Scout Law

A Scout is:

a. Trustworthy in the streets.
b. Courteous in the sheets.
Example of using the Scout Law:

Scout 1: "A scout is trustworthy in the streets..."

Scout 2: "And courteous in the sheets."
by Mercedes78 November 17, 2022
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Fido's Law

Dogs expand to fill the sofa available.
Mutt: Dude--I can't sit down. Your sofa's completely covered with dogs.

Jeff: Fido's Law, man.
by Two Hep Cats June 2, 2013
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Smith's Law

Should a tool fall from your hand while being used, it will come to rest in the least accessable spot every time.
Mechanic 1: Damn! I just dropped my wrench behind the engine.

Mechanic 2: Sounds like Smith's Law to me.
by PowerTryp December 30, 2010
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Wuvit's Law

Any lengthy conversation will inevitably lead to Donald Trump being mentioned.
"...in short, this forum moderation policy is akin to something Donald Trump would demand!"

"Wuvit's Law, not cool"
by FourFire June 20, 2017
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Theodore's Law

An adage that broadly states: "One will remember what is needed only after they are out the door." The name Theodore is pun-based, on the fact that is nearly homophonous with "The door". Also known as "O. Theodore's Law", as in, "Out the door". Also can be stated as, "If there is something that can be forgotten in packing, it will be forgotten.", though the term is more related to day items.

Coined by Jenn B. on October 12, 2009
"Why do we have to go back?"

"Theodore's Law: my bus pass."
by Warrencraft October 12, 2009
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Adham’s Law

Adham’s Law states:
“If you are of no use to Adham in any way, shape, or form, then you don’t exist.”
*Class argues about simple Math questions*
Adham: “I’m outta here. None of you are worth anything”
Y. Nashef: “Good job in applying Adham’s Law!”
Adham: “Naturally.”
by Lancelot_811 February 3, 2019
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