My girl said she wanted a boston cream doughnut for breakfast. So I came inside of her and then pooped on her chest.
by Christismynigga July 1, 2018
Get the Boston cream doughnutmug. by eemujil November 30, 2024
Get the Lemon Doughnutmug. by Shrimpocalypse July 20, 2025
Get the Parallel park a doughnutmug. The act of ordering a dozen fresh doughnuts from a roadside establishment and proceeding to copulate with sed confection using custard as lubricant until either completion or doughnut disintegration all the while making eye contact with the vendor.
by WindyLeaf9591 February 28, 2023
Get the Doughnut Doggingmug. A term most commonly used by multi-Michelin starred chef and star of the small screen, Gordon Ramsay to describe someone who can't cook for jack shit. This term can be used by itself or in conjunction together with the expletive "Fucking" or "Fuckin" i.e. Fucking Doughnut/ Fuckin Doughnut.
Gordon Ramsay: Is there anything today that I ate that wasn't microwaved?
Fucking Doughnut: The salad.
Gordon Ramsay: The salad?
Fucking Doughnut: Yeah.
Fucking Gordon Ramsay: You Fucking Doughnut. Of course you don't put fucking salad in the microwave!
Fucking Doughnut: The salad.
Gordon Ramsay: The salad?
Fucking Doughnut: Yeah.
Fucking Gordon Ramsay: You Fucking Doughnut. Of course you don't put fucking salad in the microwave!
by Prophet Dusk March 5, 2021
Get the Doughnutmug. The act of one person French kissing another person's anus. While similar to rimming this act coveys a much more passionate approach. This act requires full tongue insertion and movement as if the anus is a mouth.
During foreplay Sally told Jim " Quit messing around and give me a spicy Ranch doughnut before you go knocking on the back door"
by anonymous May 30, 2024
Get the Spicy Ranch Doughnutmug. by Lime11 November 30, 2019
Get the Cheese doughnutmug.