sourdough cupcake

a jizz frosted vagina with a yeast infection

after she blew me i had to shoot, and made a sourdough cupcake.

by Donne22 April 1, 2010

moist cupcake

When you get a girl wet.

I did it with courtney last night , she got a really moist cupcake

by Josh hen November 5, 2007

Cupcake Party

One of the most filthy, disgusting videos out there. Two Girls nor Jar Squatter does not hold a candle to this, if you can find it. The video involves four guys, three girls, a glass table top and one cupcake.

Dude, clean up your cupcake party. It’s all over my grandmothers couch.

by bosshaug29 April 22, 2011

chinese cupcakes

a pair of stolen panties that is representative of the combination "vag-stain/ass-smear"

My best friend thought he was nabbing some chinese cupcakes from his girlfriend's hamper--it turns out they were a pair of ratty old boxers left by the other guy who was banging her at the time

by Robin Pisshole August 21, 2006

leather cupcake

The act of penetrating a woman in the anus and partially creating a pink sock while the woman expels her bowls through the pink sock creating a turtle head like structure protruding form the opening in the sock.

Dude last night I gave her such a nice leather cupcake that I needed a dish towel to clean it up.

by Fixingguitar8 May 17, 2014

Beef Cupcake

Someone who satisfies all of the following characteristics:

1. Somebody muscular, but less so than a beefcake (usually male).

2. A gymrat who hasn't discovered 'roids.

3. Someone who wears a speedo at pool parties.

My goal is not to become a beefcake. That's too much. I just want to be a beef cupcake.

A beef cupcake just ate my chicken.

- "Hey man, you want some 'roids?"

- "Nah, man, I'm just a beef cupcake."

My girlfriend / boyfriend is not into beefcakes. Thank goodness I'm just a beef cupcake.

by beef_cupcake_in_training August 6, 2012

get that cupcake

To communicate with a minor and ask them for sexual favors, but then be exposed for such a heinous crime because, unbeknownst to you, the minor was actually some guy running a sting operation, but then you get away with it because the dude botched the whole sting, yet you cannot find a job or have a sustainable online presence

EDP445: I was just trying to get that cupcake, and get back home.

by killtryray August 29, 2022