crispy critter

A victim of napalm

gi: look at that crispy critter
nva spy: haha yeah man lets go massacre this montagnard village

by william westmoreland October 25, 2023

Crispy Stroke

When a girl strokes a Plain Crispy Cream doughnut on your dick. The glaze is his nut.

I went to Kev’s last night, and gave him a crispy stroke! Yum yum gone!

by Ksuave April 19, 2022

thin & crispy bitch

A skinny little bitch. The type of bitch that takes those long showers with the deep conditioning treatment, irons out their bitch gear and gets ready to skirt off and be a little bitch.

"take a look at this thin & crispy bitch"

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp August 20, 2022

Crispy

A person with the nick name of Crispy thinking it’s funny but it’s actually quite stupid.

Hey have you seen Crispy today.

by Father_Crispy January 6, 2021

Crispy kreme

When you nut on her lip and then she kisses you

I heard your cousin got a good old crispy kreme bro!

by Boot Ass hunter October 24, 2017

rice crispy hair

when you got rise crispy hair it means your hair is crunch and as dry as a rice cripy, like when you use to much edge control of gel that rice crispy hair because is cruncy on the outside.

"yo boboqwisha, you bot rise crispy hair."
"eww fix you rice crispy hair."
"you are not coming to my house with that rise cripy hair!"

by scoopdedewhop8 March 22, 2021

crispy twat

When a twat is crispy and you can't get any twat.

"I can't get no crispy twat tonight".

by Anal crisp May 3, 2017