getting clawed the fuck out of

v. the act of having sexual intercourse with a feline

Hey bro, i'm getting clawed the fuck out of my mind tonight. want to join?

by mastaoftheinternet April 13, 2011

The Ol' Monkey Claw

Le piece de resistance. Giving a Carl to-go and then finishing up with a Chili Dog.

And I thought it just tasted good! Man, I could take that Ol' Monkey Claw all fuckin night!

by Sam February 26, 2005

Meow this kitty's got claws

A reply to ones bitchy remark

Tom : What should I wear to this party ?!
Heather : how about you wear your Robin hood outfit ?

Tom : ooh meow this kitty's got claws ! ;)

by UnicornsRULeSblud November 14, 2011

j o o claw

the best pker on Runescape, he fucking owns all.

guy one: hey dude, i just watched j o o claw's pk vids! their fucking epic! guy two:i know man, i was in world 65 chillin west of edge, watchin him wreck the shit out of everyone!

by cj123456 September 3, 2009

Claw hole

Another word for the male anus

Person 1: My claw hole is tingling

by flash_dash$$$ December 31, 2024

talkin claw

When someone has had too many white claws and they are slurring their words or say something outlandish.

P1: You told the bartender you wanted to have sex with his twin brother.

P2: I cant beleive I said that! I was talkin claw.

by Ryan0590 July 31, 2019

Skank claw

After a separation. A woman want to have his baby as soon as possible. Have her claws in him for the rest of his life.

Skank claw definition. When a single woman tries to swoop down and grab his dna. And have him on the hook for life. A skank tries to get her claws into me after my separation. What a skank claw.

by Morning flowers November 25, 2019