dry starfish

The condition that develops when one continuously wipes their ass until it dries out, possibly until it bleeds.

Dude, I shouldn't have eaten that Mexican food, I've had to shit so much that I have a dry starfish

by Kab00se December 11, 2016

Fist to Starfish

To punch someone in the asshole.

Seriously. the next one to fart gets "Fist to Starfish!"

by Puscifer Spiceyweiner July 6, 2011

Blue Starfish

When you use a recently cleaned porta potty and your butthole gets splashed with the fresh blue water.

I can't stand it when I wind up with a blue starfish. Now I have to take a shower to scrub my butthole with a x-acto knife.

by Jinglebellgary May 3, 2022

Starfish

It’s a passive sexual position where a less interested woman usually drunk just lays down arms and legs spread to resemble a starfish. Mind is often filled with thoughts of Hermes or Chanel. The position is more popular toward the end of the month when rent is due.

Girl, just do a couple shots, starfish for him and we’ll get flown out to Ibiza

by theoriginalpussmelier June 30, 2025

starfish kissing

(1) People who like to have anal together. (2) Frat guys who like to smash their buttholes against each other

Bro Have you tried starfish kissing it’s fucking great

by mr. insentia November 17, 2017

Starfishing

When a girl starts licking your butthole and makes her way to the head of the penis

Man, Stephanie was the best at Starfishing

by Westhebest January 19, 2024

Bloody Starfish

One who has purposefully given themselves a bloody butthole.

Carl: Hey Jimmy I saw your video last night of your bloody starfish….It was kinda hot and turned me on.

Jimmy: Thank’s Carl I really appreciate you supporting my videos…even if they are a little gory

by Bloody starfish man September 27, 2021