raft jockey

A racist name for a Cuban who made it to Florida on a raft.

Elian Gonzalez was a raft jockey.

by Meredith Kennedy August 9, 2007

Meme Jockey

Someone who communicates entirely with memes made by others, apparently unable to string letters and words together to create his own unique content. Expect to receive many sweet memes 24x7 from the MJ, curated just for you.

Dude, Duane is a sick Meme Jockey. Throws memes at me all day long. One time I asked him how to get a tick off my gooch and he sent me a meme about sourdough bread. Super entertaining but not always helpful.

by John Dohh August 15, 2020

snooze jockey

a slang term for a practitioner of the anesthetic arts (anesthesiologist).

Hello, My name is Dr. Acula and I will be your snooze jockey during your procedure.

by JustJustinir9gikyhb 6Justin Ro May 11, 2016

click jockey

to bid competitively on user engagements with digital advertisements, can be used as both a noun and verb

Google makes all of its money from companies click jockeying to sell patterned shirts
Greg is a click jockey at a car insurance company, managing their digital marketing efforts

by danxyboi March 12, 2019

GPS Jockey

Someone who has no clue how to used a readable map for directions. So they must constantly rely on using an electronic GPS but still they manage to get lost!

Stupid idiot doesn't know where he's going even though we've got the address he has no direction bloody GPS jockey!

by Fire4FX October 15, 2011

remote jockey

Person with the remote when a group of friends and/or family is watching tv.
Has power over volume, muting, pausing, thing being watched, etc

Hey, remote jockey, put the volume up.

by kingofgeats July 20, 2010

Paper Jockey

Someone who is gainfully employed to push paperwork.

Usually administrative assistants and office underlings. Likely to dwindle in numbers and necessity as computers, automation, and electronic signature pads are reducing paperwork.

That Paper Jockey in the Emergency Room really got me through the admissions process quick!

by Big Red Yeti December 30, 2018