polish the hook

Another term for jacking off.

I need to go to the bathroom and "polish the hook" if you know what I mean;)

by Thefanman July 23, 2016

Spit the hook

Getting out of a relationship or breaking off an engagement.
Usually there is a very good reason for making the
break and getting away.

Ann: "Can you believe Steve was screwing around with Dawn's best friend just 2 months before the wedding?"
Sue: "Damn, I'm so glad she spit the hook on him."

"Dude, I spit the hook as soon as I found out that bitch was a crackhead."

"Yo girlfriend, you do what you want to do but if my guy did that shit to me, I'd spit the hook in a minute!

by Kid Pseudo December 7, 2011

emotional hook

A hookup that actually has real emotion behind it. Not a drunk hookup or a random hookup with someone you've gone on a few dates with that you feel lukewarm about. A hookup with someone you really like. You can usually tell if it's an emotional hook if you don't want them to leave after hooking up.

Ryan: "So, how was it last night?"
Cal: "Dude it was actually great. The hook is so much better when you actually like them."
Ryan: "The fabled emotional hook?"
Cal: "Truly. Didn't want to them leave right after"

by BrysonStrong August 3, 2023

hook eared

Heaving been purposely given an ear worm by someone else with the sole intent of leaving a song stuck in your head. If you've been hook eared you've taken the ear worm bait!

Colleague keeps dropping lines from a song into conversation throughout the day.
At the end of the day you're whistling the tune, and realise you've been hook eared.
*Colleague twists moustache like an old timey movie villain.*

by Dale Tucker November 19, 2018

Red hook

When a ginger sticks their finger in your ass like a fish hook

I was laying in bed and my girlfriend red hooked my asshole

by O.G ginja ninja January 20, 2019

jiggaboo hook

when you form your thumb and index finger into a hook, then the thumb goes in the stink and the index finger goes into the pink. Then squeeze to keep them from getting away.

She wanted to hook up and bail but i jiggaboo hooked her and she stayed the night

by Kalmerika JaMarteh Smith-Jarvu December 23, 2010

Booger hook

A humorous alternative for any of the four fingers commonly used to pick ones nose

Get your dirty booger hooks away from my French fries.

by DrPrepper February 16, 2017