cage kitten

mma equivalent of a ring rat, buckle bunny, or mud cricket. typically in tight clothes and looking to hook up with a competitor.

did you see those cage kittens following him after the fight?

by warricka January 15, 2022

Sperm Cage

When you seek out a man with the sole intent of getting impregnated. Especially so if the man is very successful, e.g. pro athlete, movie star, musician etc.

Man 1: Staci got on that first round draft pick without missing a beat!

Man 2: Staci got him in that Sperm Cage.

Man 1: Good thing he got that signing bonus.

by TheRuminator November 26, 2020

A Bird In A Cage

A Bird in a cage is an extremely attractive female with a partner / boyfriend. Usually a douche bag.

Yeo Trane you see that hot ass shordie?

Yea, she got a man tho

Fuck! She's a Bird in a cage

by CuckLord416 October 23, 2018

Cage man

Cage man. Much more primitive and aggressive than your typical cave man. Where a cave man has the freedom to roam in and out of his cave at his leisure, the cage man spends its life confined to a small cage. Very rarely will a cage man escape this torment. But when it does, it will unleash the type of hell a cave man could only dream of.

Man you you’re acting like a cage man

by lucas_579_ March 24, 2021

Cages

Cages is Kgs, not kegs, not kilograms, but cages.

Gym lad 1: How many "cages" do you bench?

Gym lad 2: round 80 "cages".

by Asce March 9, 2021

caged foul

The caged foul is so fowl it will spend it's whole life behind bars.

The caged foul eats mainly locally sourced Bison grass.

by I love lamp June 23, 2021

col, aige, cage, sage and paige

1. n. (plural) a group of poeple who one pregames with and later takes facebook/myspace photos of themselves taking awesome shooters and just soaking up each other's awesomness

2. n.(singular-formally just using "col" instead of "col, aige, cage, sage and paige") One who uses people for alc/weed money and free trips to jamaica or any other destination

Last night we were a col, aige, cage, sage and paige before the concert! LOLZ I was so0o0o drunk.

by mth91 November 25, 2007