by Kat Atonic February 26, 2008

The ultimate comeback. A retort that is so awesome that there is no recovery from it. When used effectively it has the power to pwn your life.
Only the Counter to the Epic Burn can deflect its destructive force.
Only the Counter to the Epic Burn can deflect its destructive force.
friend 1: "Until I'm done taking this medication my doctor says i should stop having sex"
friend 2: "Shouldn't be a problem for you"
*all laugh*
friend 3: "Do you need some aloe vera for that Epic Burn?"
friend 1: "stfu noob"
friend 2: "Shouldn't be a problem for you"
*all laugh*
friend 3: "Do you need some aloe vera for that Epic Burn?"
friend 1: "stfu noob"
by midgetsl4yer January 4, 2009

An e-burn includes, but is not limited to: deletion from a Myspace friends list, deletion from a buddy list, getting blocked, or failing to recieve e-props or kudos on a blog.
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by Alexia Lovecraft January 26, 2004

brush burns a male or female receives on their knees, back, or face, from being fucked or fucking on a carpet floor.
did, you see Bills wife's carpet burns on her knees, and face? Yes she must have been ridden hard by her bull last night. But Bill was out of town? Exactly!
by oralb69 August 21, 2008
