Ex-boyfriend

A bitch who either:
-cheated on you
-broke your heart

-erased all communication with you without saying anything

These are all examples of an asshole who really doesn’t deserve you.

-I can’t believe Jack was your ex-boyfriend, he is such a dick. You deserve better

by please.let.me.be.cheese December 13, 2021

Ex code

Where unless your best friends with your ex, you can't ask them personal things about them after you break up

girl one- will you ask jimmy who he likes? Girl two- ask him yourself! Girl one- NO!!! That's against ex code

by Fluffy bunny o2 July 06, 2017

Cuntasaurus-Ex

A vile cunt, your ex-wife or perhaps your best friend's ex-wife, who will go out of her to intentionally to make others miserable.

Your cuntasaurus-ex cut the wires on the trailer.
Your cuntasaurus-ex sent me an "anonymous" letter.
My cuntasaurus-ex came with me on a cruise boat.

by BodyOfWork December 15, 2019

Special ex

It’s an ex partner whom you’re still having meaningless, recreational sex with.

When I want to rip off a dirty porn style piece of ass, I call my special ex, Kellie, she’s the only one that’s enough of a dirty slut to do that shit.

Screw having a regular girlfriend when you’ve got a special ex who will do things that a whore won’t even do for money!

by Richter Ass November 28, 2019

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by namquan11 December 23, 2020

Ex-zone

When someone reminds you of your ex or you think someone could potentially become an ex and won't even give that someone a chance.

Friend: "You should ask him out."
Me: "Nah, he reminds me of my ex."
Friend: "So, he's ex-zoned?"
Me: "Yep."

by Hyacinthus July 12, 2022

Fed-Exing

The waiting for or provoking of a couple's breakup in order to take the ex boyfriend or girlfriend.

As soon as Carla and James broke up, Jake finished with his Fed-exing and took Carla while she was weak. Jake is a dick.

by DaneGilly November 01, 2010