a vague line where teenage dirtbag and a normal dipshit combine. not bad enough to be the teenage dirtbag a dad tells his daughter to stay away from (cause he was one), but not just dumb enough to be a dipshit. therefore, the 70% of the time probably high teenage dipshit. (can be nerdy though, just not in any conventional way, of course.)
the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
the perfect mix between not being watched enough to be a good kid, and not smart enough to use that to their (his) advantage.
girl: “he may be a teenage dipshit, but he’s my teenage dipshit.”
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“
girl #2: “at least he keeps the football jerks away.”
girl: “yeah, cause he rambled for twelve minutes about why AC/DC is better than Metallica, they think he’s a weirdo now. my weirdo. find your own, bi-“
by whatthefuckisgoingonoverhere? October 17, 2024
Get the teenage dipshitmug. Gay little beach bums who think they are good at surfing, but aren’t. Wear rainbow sandals on the daily. And, get driven in a 80k dollar sprinter van to strands or salt creek thinking they own the place, even though they are just dorks.
by Steamed rice October 13, 2025
Get the Dana Hills Teenagersmug. by piggybutt November 10, 2018
Get the teenage angstmug. Someone who is ready for the zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrow's math test.
To clarify: An idiot
To clarify: An idiot
Teacher: Why didn't you buy buy the textbooks for the course?
Teenager: There were more important things to waste money on.
Teacher: Which are...?
Teenager: Guns, MREs, solar panels, lots of fuel, ...
Teacher:...Why do I even bother with you Teenagers.
Teenager: There were more important things to waste money on.
Teacher: Which are...?
Teenager: Guns, MREs, solar panels, lots of fuel, ...
Teacher:...Why do I even bother with you Teenagers.
by Cucumber 77 July 4, 2017
Get the Teenagermug. by The 53rd President July 16, 2025
Get the Teenage Mutant Gay Niggasmug. Teenage boy are a dumb and stupid and you will like one and it will never work out , but they are importsnt , the teach you who youre real friends are ,and to never get pear pressured , but somwhere in that mess youl find one caring boy and respectfull one
by advicejeloo November 22, 2021
Get the teenage boysmug. The time of your life you will miss on 20th birthday and when your 21st birthday feels like 5 years away.
“Man, I’m so much used to saying teen when someone asked me about my age! Now I’m 20 and still feel like a teenager!”
by LikeXD31 September 14, 2021
Get the Teenagermug.