Teenager

A person between a child and an adult. A teenager is often desrcibed as wild bc they make wild parties where they get drunk but in the morning, they have a hang over.

Teenager: LET'S PARTYYYY!!!!! WHOOP WHOOP!

by CrazyGay April 7, 2019

Teenager

Someone who shuts themselves in their room and doesn't talk to you ever again until their 25

"My daughter is being such a teenager."

by Dr. M&M69 August 30, 2019

Teenager

Someone who is ready for the zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrow's math test.

To clarify: An idiot

Teacher: Why didn't you buy buy the textbooks for the course?
Teenager: There were more important things to waste money on.
Teacher: Which are...?
Teenager: Guns, MREs, solar panels, lots of fuel, ...
Teacher:...Why do I even bother with you Teenagers.

by Cucumber 77 July 4, 2017

Teenager

A human being who is in the stage of their life where they are given the make or break decision of either banging or being a loser for the rest of their lives. The second one is obviously the make part of the deal.

Yo we be teenagers up in here, ageing with teentastic and gaining elastic body jelly

by D8 u know the muffin man? February 22, 2018

baltimore teenagers

baltimore teenagers are:
•guys asking for nudes every night from monday-thursday
•hunt valley on friday night
•jdance saturday night
•towson mall all day sunday

those baltimore teenagers are wild.

by yo123yo January 17, 2018

teenage freeze

When teens go through puberty and you stop tells ng stuff to adults

Why don't u tell me? I'm going through teenage freeze

by Teenage_Freeze January 26, 2018

a drunk teenager

already a piece of shit but add alcohol and you have the drunk teenager, it is a fascinating yet hostile creature.

a drunk teenager who had seemed to alcohol up an hour before fell down the stairs to a tragic death.

by fuckin' every goddamn name is January 26, 2018