ted out

to break weak, blab your mouth, spill it, tell the business of others, snitch

You better not ted out on me and get me in trouble

by reeseehood February 13, 2020

Ted Dibiase

money money money money moneyyyy

Ted Dibiase is richer than you

by stock user November 9, 2021

Ted Van Buren

a business mogul who dominates the sports and entertainment sector of southern chester county. He owns, operates, and manages several buildings in the area, most famously the United Sports Training Center (yes george w. bush spoke there).

Goetz: Let’s all go to USTC. Sometimes Ted Van Buren hands out 100 dollars bills to clients!!!

Manny: Bet. I’ll go anywhere as long as it’s not that rinky dink hole in the wall hockey rink over at the Chester County Sports Arena.

by dr gummy March 19, 2021

Ted Lui

A representative of those who are very smart and love music.

People who are so Ted Lui should be in Juilliard.

by anonymous March 6, 2022

Tedding

When two people are getting on really well. It can be a friendship, or a romance about to blossom.

Derived from the idea of two cute teddy bears getting on well with each other.

Hey look, Sarah and Tom are tedding!

by Charl13 s3ndr0wsk1 June 3, 2022

Ted Kunt

To be a Ted Kunt, you must be against shotacon and lolicon, and be a pure advocate of anti-CSA. On the other hand, you must do nothing about it but yell at people about it.

Nick: Hey you! You suck, you pedophile!
Joe: Gee, Nick! I didn't know you were a Ted Kunt!

by BleaseHelp May 10, 2018

Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.

Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.

by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020