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Teabag Shower

(noun)

1. A sexual position in which one partner lies face-up while the other straddles their head, allowing their testicles to rest in the partner's mouth; they then ejaculate, showering the partner's breasts with cum.

(verb)

2. To give someone a teabag showering; to perform the act of straddling a partner's head, allowing one’s testicles to rest in their mouth before ejaculating onto their chest.
She laid back and invited him to give her a Teabag Shower.

He got into position to give her a good teabag showering.
by TheBounder October 1, 2024
mugGet the Teabag Showermug.

Chocolate Teabag

When a scrotum that has fecal matter smeared on it is dipped into another's mouth.
Jennifer: I used to teabag Dominic all the time until he chocolate teabagged one night and I almost gagged!
by RacerXHG November 2, 2010
mugGet the Chocolate Teabagmug.

TeaBagged

to get someones nuts put on your face while your laying the ground
while i sniped the hacker when he died i teabagged him
by baconeggandcheeseham21 May 20, 2025
mugGet the TeaBaggedmug.

Teabag

To humiliate a person in a video game, by spamming the crouch button over or near a persons dead body.
The teabag originated in Halo in the early 2000s, but has made its way to any game on the planet that has a crouching mechanic, especially in Call of Duty and Mortal Kombat.
by Insert handle_here August 31, 2020
mugGet the Teabagmug.

Russian Teabag

A tampon soaked in vodka & then inserted (vaginally for women, anally for men or women) in order to get drunk, as the alcohol enters your bloodstream faster & more concentrated than having to pass through the digestive system.
Carly wanted to get her buzz on without having to worry about her breath smelling of alcohol, so she used a Russian Teabag.
by dingleningle October 27, 2012
mugGet the Russian Teabagmug.

chocolate ball teabag

Similar to the tamer, cleaner teabag, but involves your scrotum to be covered in shit
Tony gave me the ol' chocolate ball teabag yesterday. Was enjoyable and all, but I forgot to clean my face afterwards
by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016
mugGet the chocolate ball teabagmug.

Teabag

Ugh he’s a teabag, he talks to & sleeps with any and everyone
by amanda lee July 16, 2024
mugGet the Teabagmug.

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