Travels With Charley

A horrible book that you read in 6th or 7th grade. The teacher is usually really boring and you have to go on and on with this fucking book. I wanted to kill myself after working on this book for the fourth month.

That book called Travels With Charley is so fucking bad.

by Mac Ackbar November 7, 2018

Time travel

When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.

*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!

by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019

Traveling eye

Synonymous with lazy eye. The ability to look two different people in the eye, at the same time.

“Oh boy, she has a traveling eye...”

by Melanie Trump II January 1, 2019

travel dirt

A mythical pieced dirt that mums make up on the way to another state

Get that travel dirt off of you

by bearytastic15 July 15, 2018

space traveller

A curious and adventerous person who blasts off on psychdelics, especially psychdelic cocktails, and explores the depths of the mental universe.

Dani is a true space traveller. His space missions changed his outlook on reality.

by Space traveller July 20, 2018

travellers toke

When your friend is too lazy to get up and grab the joint himself so it's passed through another friend who takes a toke for the effort

Why'd you hit my joint?
You were too monged to take it from Ming so i took a travellers toke and acted as the middleman

by 420manting August 19, 2018

travel crank

The dump you take when you are thrown off schedule by travel. You feel it build all day, but you can't go until you relax at your destination.

I shouldnt have had airport Chili's, I'll have to travel crank as soon as we get to the hotel.

by Step mom Salad February 5, 2019