by Pussy Gobler February 26, 2020
Get the Traffic Cone mug.When your stuck in insane amounts of traffic
(Eg…I’m stuck in bare traffic)
Used to express how the traffic is bad
(Eg…I’m stuck in bare traffic)
Used to express how the traffic is bad
by CityboyJJ June 30, 2024
Get the Bare Traffic mug.Guy 1: "Bro, i just got out of traffic school after months"
Guy 2: "Congrats, man, you can now drive without getting road rage"
Guy 2: "Congrats, man, you can now drive without getting road rage"
by YaBoiGodrizza July 8, 2024
Get the traffic school mug.When a guy gets hard and a female come and stretched his dick as long as a traffic light till it bleeds.
by Skibidilover June 18, 2024
Get the Kentucky Traffic puller mug.23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)
beat traffic lights day
you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)
friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)
friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020
Get the beat Traffic lights day mug.by ascendedbread May 5, 2023
Get the My kidnapper ate my traffic mug.While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.
I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.
by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025
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